All of Ulysses takes place on June 16 because that was their first date and it ended with her giving him a handjob which he thought was an incredibly selfless and loving gesture. I feel like Nora was a normal woman of her time and station and Joyce was a genius weirdo and that somehow this dynamic worked.

I would never turn you down. I'm real lonely

I love Taylor Swift unabashedly. People who hate her tend to be either hung up on the media narrative surrounding her dating life or on lyrics she wrote at 20 (yes I know Beyoncé wad more empowering at that same age). Anyone who listened to the red album knows that she is the best guitar based pop act going and has…

Why are so many people there to watch such terrible raps?

Joe DiMaggio would be so pissed

You probably don't see Taylor Swift much. She has insane cheekbones that totally fit the article's distinctive looks lottery winner type thing. Scrajo is just on another level from us mortals

You probably don't see Taylor Swift much. She has insane cheekbones that totally fit the article's distinctive looks lottery winner type thing. Scrajo is just on another level from us mortals

Never been married. My last girlfriend, however, was an ardent feminist who constantly was trying to make me less masculine. Like she was always giving me lotions and scents to wear. Real girl stuff. But in the bedroom she wanted me to act like a caveman, you know, be assertive, maintain an erection, etc. Then one day…

No. They look better than us. I ran into the a guy from LFO (not the one you remember, he's dead) and he had big beautiful Bambi eyes, a defined jaw, and a lean physique and he's not even someone you'd think of as a good looking celebrity. It made me want to crawl into a hole and die

Somehow I'm much more bothered by you cuddling an animal you are about to slaughter than I was about anything I read in that turkey article.

You've heard unhappy/delusional guys talk. Well adjusted guys don't complain that their partners aren't hot enough no matter what their gender or orientation

Fetishized damaged men are definitely a thing except women call them "bad boys".

This post pretty much proves that women can be "nice guys" too. Look around you on the street. Do all the couples strike you as model good looking or particularly successful or fascinating? No. They don't. They are a bunch of average couples, quite a few "uggos", and the couples that make you hate your life if you…

because you are one and they are many

The point of that movie is literally the opposite of what you wrote. The early parts of the film show him pissed off and angry about all the things that piss off the Rush Limbaugh listeners, and his early victims aren't intended to illicit their sympathy. A Korean store owner that over charges for coke gets his store…

My grandfather told his mother he didn't think Santa Claus was real when he was three years old and never got another present (she was on some real Livia Soprano shit). On the other hand, I had a cousin who still believed in Santa when he was 13 and beat a classmate senseless when they got in a fight over his…

In my case, I have a lot of attractive guy friends and most of them before the age of 26 cheated on their girlfriends all the time. Their girlfriends would find out and there'd be a big fight and then they'd make up and they'd cheat again. Obviously not every one of them cheated and I'm over generalizing to an extent…

For the record some men, myself included, tend to go for shy girls not because we want a "silent, submissive, affectless bone-hole, but because we ourselves are shy. That being said, my girlfriend is incredibly outgoing, and it forces me to interact with the world way more than I would on my own which is a good thing.

I think I, a white man, will say outright what you seem to be dancing around. These cops are racists.

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