I am both delighted by this image and punnery and also re-crying because Watership Down.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

Meanwhile, at the Lewis household:

And yet if we’re familiar with an NFL ref’s name, it’s likely because we’re fascinated by his Carl Weather’s in the 80's level jacked up biceps.

I dunno but we'll hear it from Rapoport in that many hours and one minute.

Even though he split after five minutes here, the performances he had as a Brewer really endeared him to most Milwaukee baseball fans. The guy didn’t have one bad start if memory serves, and usually went something like 8-1/3 with maybe one run given up.

Apparently. Haig’s brief appearance in 3 From Hell is frankly the creepiest and funniest bit of the film all at once. The dude is old and Fragile (he ended up in the ICU just last week after a fall) and looks like a reanimated zombie without the benefit of any makeup. It will surprise absolutely no one if this is is…

Don’t you like Rob Zombie movies?
WHY? Don’t they make you puke?? Aren’t they fuckin gory?!

But why would Dolphins fans be burning Charlotte Hornets jackets?

Can we root for them to be so bad that the 1972 Dolphins retroactively have their perfect season stripped so we never have to hear about it again?

+1, 2, 3 and to tha 4

Did you even read the article, much less the lede? 

It’s the human interest/background stories that usually kill attempts to mimic this. American Ninja Warrior goes a little too far for me into this but they still at least manage to cram enough obstacles inthat I can watch it when my parents are visiting or something. Things like the American Gladiators reboot had to…

And 20 minute intros about their personal lives that would make the Olympics blush.

You’re telling me The Alliance’s Survivor Series team that included a guy who only wrestled in WWF, a guy who was fired from WCW, briefly wrestled in ECW, but only found stardom in WWF, and Shane O Mac wasn’t the best representative team they could field?

It would have worked if they had pushed Shawn Stasiak. He was the Mecca of Manhood, in case you forgot.

Yeah, I wouldn’t use the Invasion angle as a point in Shane’s favor haha.

I didn’t know what that word meant so I looked it up and it was right there in the dictionary.