Look, everybody! I found the account James Ellroy uses to comment!

Megadeth used to be pretty fucking good as well.

Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.

To me, insisting that multiple credible accusations of sexual misconduct render one unfit to serve in the Senate seems like the exact opposite of surrendering.

The comics say she’s a velociraptor right up until future-member and baby-Ultron Victor says “She’s not a Velociraptor. She’s a Deinonychus .” which promptly, and possibly for the only time ever, shuts Gert up immediately.

He also claims he’s suffering from “post-traumatic stress disorder” due to tensions on the Bohemian Rhapsody set...

Probably have em chant “Beat Ohio”.

Nobody’s better at laying low than John Cena, though. Unless he wants you to, you can’t see him.

+1 Black Mamba

After, but before OJ finds the real killers.

Nothing was worse than math homework. - English major

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

i’m not here to re-litigate the “which Gasol is better?” debate but all i know is that Pau would never get his current coach fired.

I think I speak for many when I say - who the fuck is Jack Michaels.

“You gain access as you gain experience in the field” is fucking meaningless unless you demonstrate the capacity to evaluate what you’re giving up in exchange for access, or what things you might publish but perhaps don’t because access.

Alabama got a bit confused on the 3/5’s compromise...

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

From the best Simpsons episode ever.

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

Disagree. Chapter 2 wasn’t as good as JW but I really enjoyed how it went HAM on the ridiculousness. I knew it was really good when(spoiler alert) JW let the woman kill herself instead of him doing it. I was afraid he might forgive her, or team up with her, or that she might come close to beating him, or that he would…