Are you there, God? It’s me, DogFister. I sit here before you, asking as a humble/self-loathing Lions fan, why do you hate us?

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A short list of Flips that deserved better:

Before we bathe ourselves in disgust about the Clausen-Fox Bears, can we at least all share a warm smile and some togetherness about the Ravens being 0-3??? There ARE times when all of us humans should put our arms around each other and celebrate that the outsiders are not winning.

That’s the saddest bear I’ve seen since Andrew Sullivan quit blogging.

Hopefully a comedian will mention this during his act in about 20 years so people will pay attention.

This guy was my server at a bar before the game. I went to the bar and got my own drinks, thanks.

I was at the game and I saw that family in my section. My fiancée, who knows very little about football, looked at his shirt and turned towards me and said “didn’t Sharper go to jail for assault?” I said “oh no, he was the serial rapist”. She didn’t say anything for the next three minutes. She just stared at the mom…

Don’t you realize that it’s going to cost 2,231 hours of programmer time and $79,229.09 to retrieve the receipts? Everyone know that, duh.

Remember kids, you can't spell "Tony Dungy is a close-minded homophobe, a two-faced situational liar, and a conveniently pious hypocrite" without "Tony Dungy."

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

they look like those terrible mesh t-shirts you used to get for Christmas even though you specifically told your parents/grand parents you wanted a 'replica' jersey.