I had a girlfriend

Imma be a wirch for Hallowern.

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

Years ago I bought this little novelty item that looks like a drivers license and says “License To Kill” with all of James Bond’s information filled in. It even has a photo of Sean Connery on it.

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Seriously, look at the contrast in color between hand and face (and I’m talking top of the hand). Those aren’t even in the same row at the paint samples rack at Lowe’s.

Exactly, the fascists’ goal is to make everything political so it always comes down to your tribe vs. theirs. Notice how every single person that accuses Trump or his associates of something is instantly derided as a Lib, Dem, “biased,” “partisan,” etc. It’s never about the accusation itself, but simply an attempt by…

When he talks about Civil War, this is the message he’s sending out.

He’s already said that. He won’t say it explicitly, though.

This is the same calculated risk he keeps taking. If he is open in the public about it, he normalizes it for his base. And impeachment becomes less ‘right and wrong’ and more political.

They get a bit confused when they can’t see where to put the dollar bills!

Kinda feels like they’ve never seen a woman before. 

Tiny holes.

I didn’t think it would happen this soon but he’s starting to unravel! He was very angry at a news conference this morning and a really dark orange!

Ain’t no Cousins apologizing for butt stuff down here.

Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.

do NOT make the mistake i did for this post and look up “black rod” on twitter while at work