Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

There are 3 dolphins fans at my work(Ct), I’m glad I know where the other one hangs out. There needs to be a government watch list for dolphin fans.

As one of four (4) remaining dolphins fans, I was very excited when we traded for Rosen. Please pray for me and my family.

Definitely the best episode of Hard Knocks.

He also, at his age, has the second-most rushing yards for the season of any QB in the NFL. But none of the so-called “experts” bothers to mention that stat.

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

THAT GUY,

I hope not jumping into marriage so fast is a common sense opinion, but who knows anymore.

Yikes that first one. Idk man, this may be an unpopular opinion but people please don’t jump into marriage so fast. Live together at least a year or two to really get enough time to learn how you two are together after the newness/excitement or honeymoon period simmers down. You never really know a person until you…

Listen up, America - this statement:

This discussion is closed.

I A-M G-O-I-N-G U-P-S-T-A-I-R-S T-O W-E-E-P L-O-U-D-L-Y A-T W-H-A-T I H-A-V-E B-E-C-O-M-E

that seems like a lot

Be a good person. The bar is set really fucking low.

My next dog will certainly be named Barkevious. That’s a Holiday Rambler Promise™.

“This is some pretty heavy stuff.”

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.