Imagine going through all these tests and auditions only to be up against a steam-roller.

Cleganebowl starts with the Hound moving more fluidly than anyone’s ever seen him.  He finesses the Mountain into small, semi-mobile pieces, before revealing himself to be three Aryas in a Houndsuit.

Sam got Gilly pregnant while they were at the citadel. They made the journey north, got through hiatus and a war and she’s barely showing.

I guess they enabled Fast Build along with Fast Travel. 

At this point it’s like Euron’s stealth teleporting fleet. You just have to go with it.

I’m worried about how I am more impressed by this than anything else.

Pendantic, but the Judge doesn’t say ‘all rise’. That is left to the assistant, known in the Kraft circles as the fluffer.

I wouldn’t say your mom is fair, but she is definitely game.

I think your mom being on a list of trash talk was already implied.

gotta hand it to him for trying.

Well they don’t want to be censoring facts and everything said about the internets collective mothers is in fact true

You heard it here first, folks. Your mom is fair game! 

I don’t see references to my opponent’s mom in the “shouldn’t be saying online” section.

911s don’t count. Since day 1, any service to one goes something like this:

Feb. 17, 2016. South Carolina Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham on Donald Trump: “I’m not going to try to get into the mind of Donald Trump because I don’t think there’s a whole lot of space there. I think he’s a kook. I think he’s crazy. I think he’s unfit for office.”

Pre-blackmailed Lindsey says...

I love that he has to keep serving fast food because everyone made fun of him for it once, and he is constitutionally incapable of allowing even the implication he might have been wrong by serving better food now.

When I was 13, I was on a summer baseball road trip with my folks. In one city we happened to be staying in the same hotel as the Baltimore Orioles. As we’re waiting for a cab, some of the players are walking through the lobby. One of the pitchers is talking to another teammate and ranking AL cities by the “quality of…

“Listen, I’ve been to seven Super Bowls, kiddo. And I’ve seen what it smells like...”

Absolutely. This is like saying my band has “shared the stage with the Black Keys and the Drive-By Truckers” when in fact we did play on the same literal stage in the same bar, years later and with far fewer people in attendance.