If a single piece of food was acquired from outside the car or if anyone peed outside the vehicle, there’s room for improvement. Seems like the pinnacle would be having some of those support people waiting at the pumps to fill your tank asap. Those pit stops COMPLETELY DESTROY YOUR PACE PLEASE JUST GET BACK IN THE CAR…

Maybe she has hemorrhoids.

Let me guess, the controllers only work if I shove them up my ass?

God, this game is turning into such a shit show. I’m glad I only bought 2 copies. 

Spoiler: the red balloons aren’t a reference to It. It’s actually a metagame that numerous developers have agreed to participate in. If you find and document 99 of them across different games, you’ll get a prize.

That prize is a free Olive Garden appetizer with the purchase of an entree at regular menu price.

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

ok boomer

>A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.

This is a good take

I think the problem here is that you can’t actually market this thing to people who don’t know about cars. There’s no wool-pulling. It’s not like the Urus (I finally have an excuse to drive a Lambo!) or some heritage-laden tweedmobile (Careful with the Jag, darling).

Lots of car names became famous to normies for…

You know what they say, when in Rome.

To be fair, it's easy to play defense when Russell Wilson inexplicably turned into Joe Flacco for a day.

*cue dozens_of_us.gif*

hey man, all 12 fallout 76 fans deserve better

If you contracted the Chargers, their good players could go to other teams with better medical staffs.

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Black provides the best visibility for shipping guards. Just sayin.

I’m OK with the headsets, but I think they should be forced to listen to Top 40 country music during the plays if they want to use them.

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

“I will not be a smiling face on camera that tacitly endorses this decision.”

I really like the way he put this.