I think Drew called it. There is a 99% chance a flak just dropped a product promotion into Drew’s Funbag. Unless Drew is in on it and he’s now taking sponsorship dollars from BIG SOCK...

I missed the part about you eating banquet instead of marie callenders because i was so disgusted with what you’ve become

Nah, I’m Banquet for life. Two of those combined are 700 cal, 48% from fat (38g), 0g trans fat, but still 24% of my daily fiber. https://banquet.com/pot-pies/chicken-pot-pie and look on in horror, but less horror than Marie Callender.

This is some serial killer shit

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Just looked up the nutritional facts for one Marie Callenders Chicken Pot Pie and brother, you are eating 1,334.80 calories, 56% percent of which are coming from fat, 82.8 grams. Dieticians will urge you to eat less than 2 grams of Trans fat, you are eating 4. The good news is that you’re consuming 24% of your daily…

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Hands Free Does Have Its Problems:

I cannot tell you how many girls have said “nice socks!” to my blue with white polka dot socks.

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Chicken pot pies are not bullshit. Sure, if you spent $5 on a Marie Callender one that takes an hour to bake, la de dah mister moneybags, but the real trick here is to get the Banquet chicken pot pies, you know, the ones in the red box that are five for five bucks if not cheaper.

Doesn’t everyone eat sausage links with their hands?

Five years to shutdown. Two years until active development ends.

So are we betting one year or two years before Google gets bored and just shuts the whole thing down?

That’s the ‘right’ way to bribe your kid into college. Even the guy who did the scam with the celebrities admitted to it

Aunt Becky: “I just wanted so badly what was best for my child. I guess I took it too far.”

Audience: Awwwwwwww..... *sappy music begins playing*

Danny Tanner: Aw, Beck... It’s not about the name on the college diploma. It’s about knowing, wherever they go, your kid did the best they could.

Aunt Becky: “Thanks, Danny...…

Fuck you, fuck your milkman, fuck evening TV and take your star.

The Hallmark movie about this scandal starring Lori Loughlin is gonna slap, though.

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?