Whoa! whoa! whoa! Get those facts out of here! Our President got opinions!!!

If the black box always survives the crash, then why don’t they just make the plane out of the black box? Duh!

Clearly aviation crashes and fatalities have increased as planes have gotten more and more advanced.........Oh, wait:

+1 anti-aircraft gun

“Not real long, but he’s real straight and real consistent. So he’s always in play.”

To be fair, nobody knows all the Trump holes as well as Trump. Golf courses included.

When asked what influenced their decision to quit, the dogs responded that weather conditions became too ruff. 

Holy crap, Tesla is just running a 19th century plutocratic industrialist’s dream wrapped up inside a 21st-century facade. It’s all very clear to me now.

Eat your heart out 11foot8 bridge.

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

The Republicans were all shouting “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! Look at the giant flaming head!”

Exactly why your mom should not have brought you to work.

I got kicked out of a strip club for the same behavior when I was that kid’s age. 

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Robert Kraft: [hugs]

Yeah. Shame about the country though.

Guys give him a break. He was lashing out because he finally made it to Vietnam and his bone spurs were acting up.

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I thought only Taco Bell served explosive food.

He didn’t specify how much under 12,000 XD