I don’t hold out too much hope for these guys; they did just miss their exit 500 times in a row, after all.

Screw it, let’s just make Twisted Metal a real thing.

At this point NASCAR should just start placing retractable bollards on the track. Just raise and lower them randomly.

when even fox news starts savaging you, you know you fucked up

“The America I see cherishes a free press, democracy, the rule of law. It stands up to the aggression of dictators and against strongmen.”

Pence’s head twitched slightly as the audience watched in silence.

New Apex Legends Hero:
S.A.R.G.E.
- Winning Phrase:“Terry Loves Yogurt!”
- Skins TBA

Obligatory “Razer had a game store?” Post

Ahem. As Doctor Torch established some time ago. The Fuel Shark is clearly the superior product.

The shark got his doctorate? Good for him!

*sigh*

I would have thought the casual racism and disdain of women were enough to qualify him as a gamer. 

More than a few automotive wrap specialists can pad their bank accounts with this trend.

Driven monthly.  Period.

When my oil arrived there was a big scratch on the label. 1/5 stars. I have no thoughts on the quality of the oil itself.

“Ha ha, nailed it!" - Cody Parkey

Now that you’re back, will future funbags still include the Drew Story of the Week? Just paragraphs of you saying nice shit about yourself? Could be fun.

I wish I could properly express my gratitude for all the love and support I got from friends and family and colleagues and many of you over the past couple of months, but I don’t know if I have the ability to do so. I haven’t even fully processed all of that love yet, and I may never finish

welcome back

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .