That’s just good hustle by Witten, no way that thing fits in a standard trash can in one piece.

I get what you’re saying, but I’m pretty sold on this engine tower concept I’ve got going.

Maybe we should orient them so that the cylinder banks are on a different planes, maybe in some sort of V type shape.

B. One on top of the other.

Could you explain to me how they would be arranged in the bay together? Preferably using only a single letter.

Okay, so hear me out. I’m not a scientist or anything, but it seems to me like the solution here is to put two of the 4 cylinders into the engine bay. The truck’s big enough, it’ll probably work. Then you’ll get even more power, and surely that will lead to increased gas mileage. Right?

WE’LL SELL YOU THE WHOLE BENCH, BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE...

I’ll see you in court SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

He’s the best QB the Cowboys have ever had. 

The, “OK. Thanks.” killed me. It was awesome because he was spitting straight fire in the booth, and he knew it. 

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

Can anyone else admit that he was a great QB? I feel like I’m alone on this train. All of my friends have forsaken me. My kids don’t respect me. My wife... well, she’s great, actually.

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

The refs reviewed the Brady comment and it was deemed inconclusive. The comment stands as unbleeped.

Certainly not the first time some Arians have complained about the work ethic of a Brown.

Hey, so, you know that he was statistically the 2nd worst kicker in the league and his misses in regular season games actually cost the Bears wins and what would have been a 1st round bye?

Everything Parkey has done this season that has been questionable may be the result of one somewhat tragic thing. I don’t think he has any friends.

A “we” thing? I thought this was America. What kind of socialist bullshit is this?

It’s like Konami but more racist.