[pours out a little beer on a folding table]

Imagine the “shoulda kept Garappolo” takes if Hoyer has to come in and throws a game sealing interception in the final minutes.

NO ONE CARES!

Great sentence, but ... what?

Depends how raw the water is.

He looks perfectly natural in his little red gloves! No problems here!

How much water must one drink to heal a fracture?

GRONK LAUGH AT TOMMY FOR JAMMING ON HAND TOO HARD BECAUSE GRONK HAS DONE THAT [giggles] BUT THEN GRONK LEARN GRAVITY OF INJURY SITUATION AND NOW GRONK SAD

ftfy

Yeah, hating giant autoplay videos all over the gawker network is totally entitled.

I would consider auto play videos, and popups that make you wait 5 seconds before a page load are good examples of obnoxious.

My unscientific method shows Gizmodo takes about 5 seconds to load with my adblocker off. With it on it is around a second.

if you guys ever adjust your ads to be less batshit crazy obnoxious, please write an article alerting us. until then you will remain adblocked.

I’m sad that my car uses Freedom Units (aka Miles) and I can’t gain the savings by stopping every ____ km.

secret truths.

I particularly like “But then I found Fuel Shark Saver and now my gas mileage is a lot less.”

Those testimonials are comedy gold. “Sometimes the electrical systems was making me tricks”

I have a dozen of them in my car, have to stop every 50km or so to drain the gas tank before it overflows

Petition: Restaurants, please add more table.

Shit, you think you’re smart, you follow all the sites, you read all the important news and then you find out you’ve been wrong about Jay Cutler’s nickname all along