Speaking strictly as a guy who does computer security for a living, this is horrible advice. Your phone is much more likely to be physically stolen than to be exploited in this manner.

Option #3: Prototype Claptrap

When the lights are off, unload your gun.

I’m disappointed. I didn’t hear one person yell “It’s not worth it!” I didn’t even hear the usual “WORLDSTAR!!!” 1 star, would not watch again.

The Falcons don’t have a ring though

saw it, fixed it, then stared bitterly at myself in the mirror for several minutes

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

So...there was a galactic cataclysm that changed planets, wiped out species, and came with quality of life improvements?

There is no “Draft” to dodge. Except the NFL Draft. And these fools got drafted by the Browns. The BROWNS. It’s like the Afghanistan of NFL teams.

I read in the Facebook comments on an NPR article about Carhenge in Nebraska. Apparently the eclipse will pass over it and open a portal to the Transformers home world. Then the battle between Auto-bots and Decepticons will spill out into out world. Again, this was in the Facebook comments on an NPR article, so I…

I’m sendin you to Jesus

I will kick you in the chest

In defense of Trump.

You can tell the Jets are hated most of all by their own fans because the first dozen responses Drew lists are all one-sentence screams of despair into the void.

we can not be blamed

Google to cities:

I feel like I could Tetris 3, maybe even 4 babies in there.

But does it baby?

Kaepernick to the NIH. Heard it here first