I guess they’re waiting for the NFL head of officiating to accurately define what constitutes a “construction move”?

It is so incredibly fucked up!!!!

Can we just pause and consider how fucked up it is that our civil rights are now taken away via Tweet?

I also think some people join the army just so they can get a college education later. They really should throw out those fuckers too.

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Still can’t believe they let him go. I figured he had another 7-9 seasons left in him.

“Looks like you auctioned off your Demon. Guess your next 10 deliveries are nothing but fully optioned Darts and 200s. Best wishes!”

So what you’re saying is you’re flagging me for a false start?

You could say the driver was blindsided

The article suggests that a black male is already involved.

God damnit Zeke stop getting yourself in trouble YOU’RE GOING TO SPEND HALF THE SEASON SUSPENDED AND THEN WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO GET MY FANTASY POINTS IN MY KEEPER LEAGUE?!?!?

Just spent a bit too much time staring at dicks because I wanted to make it “fit the style”.

why are you going fast when it’s raining isn’t that how you crash

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

I am trying to see the negative in looking like a fancy pirate.

How drunk is Junior’s legal team rn