Eh, I'm tired of series. When it comes to genre fiction, it's difficult to find standalone novels these days. Everything has to be a trilogy. Or a long-running series with books well into double figures. Sometimes I just want a resolution after 400-odd pages, so i can move on to the next book with a satisfying sense…
BrassyBibliophile
BrassyBibliophile
Will Smith might not return for Independence Day 2
As long as they have Jeff, it'll be okay.
rawwwwwr
Never shared anything this personal before.
You know what I just remembered about Hawaii? When Ruthie was drunk and she started throwing and breaking dishes and Tek says "What if we have company?!"
Let's be real, shall we? As a society we turned into a celebrity worshipping bunch of gossip mongers some time ago. We've allowed our news media to be taken over by giant conglomerates who push stories like these as opposed to actual hard news. We read People, we blog about Beeber - and we could give two shits about…
He looks like Lonely Island describes the Creep.
You've been chosen to represent your country at the Winter Olympics in Sochi. But first, you have to take a hellacious dump. Choice: Do you flush the toilet paper? (go to page 2) Or: Do you place the toilet paper in the bin? (go to page 3)
...not all man holes are always covered
There's a great restaurant in Denver called Olive Garden. Olive Garden has gained a following since 1982 with its ample portions and relaxed ambience. It’s known for its classic lasagna, fettuccine Alfredo and chicken Parmigiana.
You know, I wonder what this says about me, but I'm totally fine with the concept of this scene. The narrator's inner monologue is moronic and I hate it, but guy pulling out tampon? What's the big deal?
Can I say how much I love that Meryl Streep wears eyeglasses to these things? I'm sure some of these ladies must be near- or far-sighted and it's awesome to see Streep not put in contacts and pretend ladies with eyeglasses can't be beautiful and sexy.
Happy early birthday! Mine was yesterday and I was super depressed, so I feel ya. My friends and family are all on the east coast, and my boyfriend had to work till ten last night. I ended up drinking with a coworker for five hours and had a great time. I'm beginning to think that birthdays are more enjoyable with no…
Yay you indeed! Being aware of your shit is the first step to dealing with your shit and you sound like you are doing an awesome job of this. Treat yourself and take care of yourself, whatever you feel up for on your birthday, go for it. Remember, it's the one day a year that really is all about you.
That doesn't sound too bad. at least it shouldn't be a total train wreck. I know I spent my last one in July working and then just eating with my family, so I make for the lamest 23 year old ever. A half birthday party would be pretty neat and different. I like it.
It always helps to share with others, so I assume that's why you posted it. I'm sorry to hear about your issues, though. You did make the best decision for yourself if you're in a bad state right now. Although it's not much of a consolation, happy early birthday.
Can I just jump in with a 'Shut the fuck up, Donny!' Oh, I mean Juanny.
I'm glad I resisted the urge to read it in grade nine and opted for She's Come Undone instead.