I want to be friends with Maggie G. We would shop together and she would help me find the perfect vintage *whatever*. I love her because she tends to choose really awesome roles. I loved, LOVED Hysteria.

I haven't seen it all the way through. It grossed me out for numerous reasons.

You gotta do you, Martha! Good for you! Let your freak flag fly!

For sure. It's his attitude that makes him so great.

Yay for Ted Allen! He's my favorite. Mazel tov!

I had forgotten how funny this is! Thank you1

Does John Stamos age AT ALL?

This is my friend Shannon (on the right) and her wife Liberty! They got married on Friday on the steps of the SC (obviously!) They are happy and in love and I'm so very happy for them!

So much this. I am so inspired between these brave women and the men and women who have been fighting for marriage equality. I'm sick of sitting on the sidelines. I'm taking it to the streets and I am going to fight!

Ok, I will admit, this SORTA happened to me. Well, kind of. Let me start this off with saying this was 1997 and not 2013.

I've been doing the same thing! This is all I want to do!

I've heard they're fake, I've heard they're real. I read somewhere that she had huge implants put in and then gained weight. Who knows? I love this gif!

I have huge boobs, and they move a lot. I don't have experience with small boobs, but even the small ones I've seen in porn, they move.

In response to Farrah Abraham, boobs should move.

My friend Shannon married her wife Liberty on Friday on the steps of the Supreme Court, along with 24 other couple from the state of Ohio alone. They are a wonderful couple, so full of love and joy and happiness. This wedding, more than any other of the weddings I've been privy to, filled me with such joy and hope. …

Oops, I'm new at all of this, bear with me! But Rita Moreno is where it's at!

For the longest time, I thought blow jobs actually involved BLOWING on the penis. Good thing my girlfriends set me straight!

Here is just one of them!

Of course!