“Actually, the divorce was the best thing that ever happened to me.”

As long as all of the punches were thrown underhand, no rules were broken.

It’s basically a “can i speak to the manager” incubator.

“Regardless of how the optics may subjectively read to the viewer (because it’s all subjective), like Nicki Minaj, Kimble is a grown woman and self-made millionaire who was proud to take part in that image, doing her life’s work.”

If I was in charge and had money, my team would not pursue him.

If Major League Baseball could somehow release a DVD of Manager arguments with umpires it would sell a million copies.

Alright, sure. Big guy, tall and uh broad... not fast. He was so good (compared to us scrubs anyways) that his position was Middle. Just always in the middle. The game just always moved around him, and he looked like he played in slow motion. It was so easy to play with him, get him the puck, move to an open area…

News of a man dying on a little league field was especially terrifying for Danny Almonte’s family.

It’s also noteworthy that one of the players on North Carolina FC, the men’s counterpart to the Courage, started the Playing for Pride campaign, and several of Hinkle’s teammates (including Jessica McDonald) are participating/supporting.

That’s what I’m here for...fly, you fools!

I just want to say that if the apocalypse occurs, I hope you are close by, because I can’t run as fast as I used to and would likely be hauling a small child. So, you and your cat just falling over like that to distract the zombies would actually help me out a lot.

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

Trainer, pointing to his face: “That’s a Hech-av-a-mark there.”

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

Cis men and cis women are examples of men and women. You’ll notice I was careful about my phrasing throughout that paragraph because:

You laugh, but that 11 year old just got a full ride at Duke.

Are you serious? If that happened, there would be massive rioting & protesting on the streets of the British Virgin Islands by hardcore baseball townies!