Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

Wrong. A Canadian Standoff is when two people can’t decide who’s holding the door open for whom.

And ordering them.

*Fischer

All you need to know about cricket is that the first number in the score is the number of crickets killed in the battle and the second is the number of humans. So, like 235/7 might seem like a lopsided victory for the bipeds, but considered by mass the crickets are doing pretty well.

Krzyzewski, like every other men’s basketball coach and athletic director in Division I, is the NCAA.

Everything about this shot is perfect. Chip Somodevilla deserves a fucking Pulitzer for this: photographic timing, capturing the pocket square in the background, everything. I love this so much.

Yeah, but is it a catch?

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

THIS is what a kid being inspired by a video game looks like. This.

Laura, we wanted Lavar Ball, and you gave us Phil Dunphy.

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

One ended up in Sacramento.

Mrs. Assassin, my wife, multiracial, all the way from the small island of Malamawi. Lots of Filipino blood. I love it.

But was the National Anthem playing when he stood?

I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.

It doesn’t look so bad, Rondón just kicked him in the back of his second knee on his right leg. Wait a minu... 

Imagination Library, yay! I work in a tribal community, where schools cannot hold bond overrides based on property taxes, since our schools are on lands owned by the federal government. Our schools *STAY* underfunded, with how that system is designed. Imagination Library is the only way that kids in my community get…