Samer, I thought you hated barstool sports?

You’ll notice the red (dress), white (skin), and blue (background) that signifies the French flag. France the country that gave us the baguette. Baguettes that get stale after a few hours. Hours, not theirs. They’re trying to steal our country.

David Freese (He has a friend with a dog named Dave, so when they’re hanging out, he’s Davehuman. “It’s funny to, like, five people,” Freese said.)

Putting this out there in advance of the guys thinking this is an unfair “man tax”.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Future Hall-of-famer Kevin Garnett still holds the league’s single-game record for pettiness, when—on January 7, 2013—he allegedly whispered in Carmelo Anthony’s ear: “Your wife tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios.”

My dad is really good at getting cigarettes for an extensive period of time.

no way this is awesome.

Today I Didn’t Learn: who Clay Travis is.

Jesus Christ even teenagers looked like they were 40 years old back in the 80s.

Hidden ball trick?

I’m partial to the story of when he was on the Mets and saw John Olerud wearing a helmet while playing first base and said “When I played in Toronto, there was a guy who played first base while wearing a helmet”. Olerud replied. “Rickey, that was me”

I just pray they hang his bronzed plaque low enough for everyone to be able to touch his head for as long as the Hall exists.

I look forward to his induction speech, when Elvis Andrus sneaks on stage and touches his head, and Beltre freaks the fuck out.

As someone who is from and still lives in the deep south...... snatch a knot is like.... not a term I have ever heard in my life. Maybe I’m not as Southern as I think I am? But like... Who the fuck talks like that. He’s just trying to be down home folksy, truth-sayin’ Southerner, and he’s not.

How about someone punch him in the dick?

They’ve already released the new new logo. 

Really enjoyed this, thanks Lyndsey!

The real culprit is still at large, but sadly, few people will recognize him.

There is clearly a wrong way to play, and it’s clearly whatever I’m doing.