Personally, I’m rooting for the lighting rig to fall.

Just look at him, plugging away, weaving through traffic to beat the goalie by a hair. It’s good Everton wanted toupee for his services.

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

If the Beach Boys’ “Kokomo” was a tournament, the USMNT would find a way to finish off the podium.

No.

This is funny, because on my Dem Thrones podcast, we actually call them the Bernie-hova Witnesses

Willow and Jaden Smith remind me of Jaime and Cersei Lannister.

A-Rod’s problem was that he was always too human. He got insecure. He let things get in his head. He wanted respect. And yeah, he got caught up and made a mistake (kissing the mirror photoshoot). And he got a little weird, but if I told you that Manny Ramirez had commissioned a portrait of himself as a centaur, you…

The ankle pick gif in here is one of the greatest sports highlights of all time.

That is a Vince Carter-dunking-on-Frederic-Weis-level quote.

Is that shade? I think it’s shade. PLEASE KARA LET IT BE SHADE

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

All they can say is that their tarp is pretty plain

You have to give him credit for having the discipline to write the entire complaint in Braille.

Great, now I have to agree with Angel Hernandez on something. This sucks.

“War-a. War-a never-a changes.”

I’m one of the assistant T.O.s for the Ottawa scene (Mehtagame is the main dude) and was commentating this set with Rich.

Dad?

*a whisper on the wind*