But Parker himself didn’t say stop so, by his own logic, not only should the journalist kept going, he should have invited two other journalists into the room to keep asking the same question.

Playing college football is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t have the integrity to avoid illegally purchasing pencils for school, then you can’t be trusted to risk your long term health for the profit of your institution.

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

Missed the perfect opportunity to snap it to the upback for the nastiest trick play of all time!

to make up for all the protestors, I have been standing for the past four days. Going without sleep was hard at first but when all these pandas joined me in solidarity I felt like I could go on forever you know

This seems like a perfect segue into a story about the lack of minorities working in NFL front offices.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

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failed to hand the baton to English Gardner.’

This ain’t great kinja, but every time I see Beltre and Andrus that song “People let me tell you bout my best friend” song pops into my head and gets stuck.

That’s ridiculous. An AL team would never sacrifice bundt.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

I preemptively feel bad for whoever his cutoff man will be.

If this is possible, anything is.

This quote from Neil Gaiman about political correctness has stuck with me:

You might say Ready wasn’t...

Why are IOC Directors dressed as Brazilian Police Officers?