Sweet jesus, how great is that GIF?

Friend to me after reading this article: “And apparently I have to like Third Eye Blind now. This day is not going well.”

You are depriving everyone of Torch’s fantastic prose when they covered this story on Jalopnik the other day:

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

He didn’t care enough to watch the NHL awards? I guess he is a real hockey fan.

Wyh this now, Dwyane?

I believe the letters “F-A-T-A-L-I-T-Y” will appear over you and the victim in some sort of dripping blood font.

I guess you could say that the death line-up’s play on the court in Game 7 was

It was a respectful game when we played!

Took my almost 4 year old with me today. She helped me feed the ballot into the machine and I explained that I was happy to vote for a women to be in charge of the country.

Kudos to that second operator who comes in HOT AS SHIT to check on his fellow cameraman’s safety. That’s 110% Hank Hill status.

“I did not have sexual relations with that girl”
“I should spend tens of millions of dollars investigating this and try to get this man impeached!”
-Ken Starr 1997

“Did I rape her? I mean...”
“Good enough for me!”
-Ken Starr 2016

It’s certainly operating in the red.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

“I’m not Batman.” Hmmm...sounds suspiciously like something someone would say if they were trying to hide the fact that they are Batman.

After a long wait, Johansen and Forsberg have finally unveiled their new synchronized triple overtime goal celebration.

Kodak could totally use this exposure in the press. Even if it's negative.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.