Conditional Access - basically a “dongle” card that responds to a security challenge with an appropriate response. Lots of different systems in place (Satellite and Cable Boxes use modern versions of these), but the basic idea is that it can respond with an appropriate pseudo-random code value, or even a set of…

What’s the “J.E.” for?

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

Which one has the cartoons I don’t understand?

The gays do that too.

Applies to Hamilton Nolan, Jordan “I ate a banana” Sargent and Sam Biddle as well.

Happy chocolate ice cream swirl? Oooh, that looks adorable and delicious!

BECAUSE THIS IS A THING MANY OF US DO AND HAVE BEEN DOING LONG BEFORE THE INTERNET TRIED TO MURDER ME WITH ITS SELF-IMPORTANCE.

sorry this is the closest gif i felt comfortable posting without appropriating myself :)

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

Username checks out

These ladies should contact me.

I know. It’s about my next door neighbor.

Alice Cooper, DUH!

I’d be inclined to agree with you but Pounded in the Butt by my own Butt is light years better than 50 shades of Twilight.

Women suck at things, there is no way a woman could write a book series as good as JK Rowling and his Harry Potter series or write music as good as that dude PJ Harvey. They def can’t sing as well…

I went to one of the top MFA fiction programs in the United States. Sexism infected the culture and colored both how the professors treated male vs female students and also how we discussed the work.

Donald Trump thanks you for your support. Enjoy your privilege!

If Bernie doesn’t get nominated, I guess I’m staying home. No way am I choosing between Hillary and Donald. Sorry America, and sorry to Virginia, where I live