I’m subversive like that.

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

A picture of my worplace... Besides my usual Starbucks Coffee. I’m seriously considering a bigger desk.

mine is insufferable

I live in Japan and this is how my desk looks like :)

Here’s my work corner :)

this part is my fav

But for real, Bobby... that was perfect. The fact that there is nary a proper noun in this article is just.... excellent. I salute you!

It’s her! She’s pregnant!

So brave. So moving.

Did Trump write this thing?

I know this raises huuuuge ethical considerations, and would be an interesting debate if it hadn’t happened horrifically in the real world, but WHY would they resuscitate the foetus?

I went to the technical Emmys once and we spent about 20 minutes before the show filming “reactions”. Cheering, laughing, clapping, etc. They definitely be editing for the best reactions. Maybe Kris was in the bathroom during the joke.

me

When the right to bear arms is removed from the constitution. Or amended to arm bears...

This is always the question, and the answer is always ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When we’re all dead, I guess. It won’t be long now.

Also, while we’re here, here’s some dumb-fuck white guy scolding a black woman for heroically not paying attention to Trump: