Personal annotated responses:

Ryan Anderson: [clicks on "Deadspin.com"]

You gotta wonder how the Duke football fan is handling this loss.

Fuck Dallas.

Unless Tony Wyllie has Sussanna Nickells name wrong in his address book (aren't those normally company wide and correct?) then it's fake since she spells her name Susanna Nickell

She needs a few more double-letters in her namme.

This video highlights the problem that is increasingly ruining Christmas for millions of families all around the nation. Namely, WHY DOES IT TAKE SO DAMNED LONG FOR OLDER PEOPLE TO OPEN CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!?!?

"ARE YOU SHITTING ME"

Kind of funny your picture is one of him flailing wildly at this pitch. Just saying, I know Trout is awesome.

Nothing will ever beat the classic: Hold me closer Tony Danza.

Here's my scientific representation of the Redskins season.

I kinda sorta want to kick you in the shins for that.

I guess we'll never know what does the Fox say.

Here's a great Baseball Reference list of HOF candidates, sorted by a simple yet effective metric: a number averaging total career WAR (rewarding longevity) with top-7-season WAR (rewarding dominance).

"Or, maybe he wears a condom too often"

He appears to have been even more careless with his seven figures than Antoine Walker was.

Maybe it's just me, but Dan bears a striking resemblance to Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.