If ETP and SXL start drilling again in defiance of the Army Corp of Engineers, then the Governor of North Dakota and the local sheriff will surely have to go after them with water cannons, dogs, rubber bullets, and orders to evacuate, right? Right? Because they care about laws and stuff.

A study at the American Sports Medicine Institute actually showed throwing a curve is no more stressful on the arm than a fastball. That said, my kid won’t be throwing a curve until he’s 14. Curves for kids are practically cheating. Develop a good fastball and changeup, and the kids will be just fine.

With all due respect, Shut your whore mouth!

Cubs fan here. You guys got dicked. Sorry :(

this is just an agent attempting to deflect attention away from the dumpster fire of a contract his client just got by trying to make a team look bad.

Damage control. Turned down 15 mil qualifying offer and had to settle for 8 mil for 1 year. Poor job by the agent

Nope, Players from both the Cubs (Rizzo) and O’s (Jones) said he was going to the O’s.

And that’s why Fowler told Adam Jones that he was on his way to Orioles’ camp?

“Yo Dez, howz it hanging?”

“So what am I supposed to do if I’m supermanning some ho, and this other bitch wants me to eat her out while sticking a bottle of Crystal into some other hoochie’s coo-coo?”

I am of the opinion that when you crack 80, all bets are off. Same reason I’m taking a pile of heroin to a small island and waving from afar til I kick it. Because fuck it all, that’s why. Come get me if it’s worth your time.

Where's the McGregor clip?

In the time it took to type this she notched a hat trick and the U.S. got two goals.

Good God, Lloyd is on God mode right now. Just scored from the halfway line

Coincidentally, that is also the point of me and my boyfriend “being on the real estate market” and attending open houses