They didn't want to incur the wrath of Dallas, by talking over his segment. We know what happens when someone tries to walk over what's his, right? Right, ARod?

I think she waxes....all over.

I think she was misquoted about Netflix. I'm pretty sure she meant butt sex.

All of them...Just, ALL OF THEM, because - ALASKA!~

Crazy, I'm watching the O's playing at the White Sox and it's nice over there.

He did a chicken dance after too? He gone.

This is hilarious. Telling him to get out in the street and get hit, then chasing him. I want to know more about her.

I only use my thumb when I have to rip out itchy ass nose hairs. Hurts so good.

Kyuss was fucking amazing, by the way. The original Kyuss of course, not the shit Garcia is peddling now. Without Josh, there is no Kyuss.

Definitely not the thumb, since it's a thumb and not a finger. Plus, they're usually pretty big.

I had forgotten about that. Way better than a dude fucking a snake.

California Angels.

I just got the joke, the couch is bigger than the car, right? Right?

This is arguably the greatest thing I've seen today. Well, that and Steve O blasting all of the celebs for donating so little money. Charlie Sheen's was pretty good, too.

How many times has he threatened her, and raped her, then they both joked about it. That dude is one sick asshole and unfortunately she empowered him through his past abuses. I'm glad she's out of that cycle finally and I hope he's facing life and she can go on with hers.

I think it's stupid they didn't draft him. Much more revenue that way and who knows what happens to Romo soon enough?

What the fuck? Why would you post this?

She was going for the nut tap.

This is brilliant.

We all know Kenyans don't have shirts.