It's them maple bats, man.

Heh, my thought exactly. Bait and fish...

I ordered at least 119, lost count after that. I was/am drunk.

I have the Nintendo sponsored jersey from 1999. BatiGol style.

It's Fiorentina, by the way. Don't let facts get in the way of a good rant though!

Because...the "professional" designers turned in a piece of shit 3 minute design. Hmmm. You mad, bro? You must be one of those designers.

Simple. OOOOBAMAAA! He doesn't want us to have nice things.

You forgot how many times a week does it go swimming?

You forgot to mention Manny hit a home run his next at bat.

Papi should be renamed Big Pussyfart.

He'll respond via Twitter, as will his smoking hot wife.

At first I thought, who the fuck are you? Now more appropriately, who the fuck are Gomes and Dobbs? Douchebags apparently. I know Gomes has been through a lot of shit and has done a lot of good things off the field. But, he just sounds bush league in that article. Dobbs can simply shut the fuck up.

So, let's get this straight. Known racist Reid is heading up an anti racism campaign? Hmmm, I think the government should have more to worry about, no? Might just be me...

Owned. Because, Georgia.

It's a family event, no? Heh, silly Disney.

So I guess it will be awhile before she gets back on a pole. For shame.

pistol grip pump on that ass...

A. Mazing.

Once those little fuckers get thumbs, the party is over. Locking your doors won't do you any good. Just saying. Birds too. Be wary. We're all fucked. Thanks a lot evolution.