Hey, let's interview a hooker! Great idea.

It's like BP all over again.

mastodon is amazing.

Butter face?

Boston fans suck!

quick, someone find the izzy alcanterra catcher karate kick, charge the mound gif. I'm way too lazy.

this.

He got hit in the face his next AB and his career ended immediately.

prostitution would be my guess...

Who the hell is demetria?

The ump was behind the catcher, he couldn't tell where the ball was when he was tagged. I think he was tagged with the ball anyway. Complete bullshit.

this is like a riot, but better.

Hard enough to hit a baseball, can you imagine trying to hit one while the ground is moving?

Wow, you can't be that dumb, right?

She promised the whole team a pocket pussy if they won the tournament. That'd be enough for me to bow out in the first round, too.

Jesus Christ, that dog!~

What a dumbfucking, attention seeking cunt. She was laughing about it. Of course, now she wants money.

Great article!~

This is pretty brilliant.

Maybe you caught him on a bad day after he deleted all of his followers? Hmmm, the plot thickens.