This has been blown way out of proportion. Hardy was just demonstrating to Coach Bisaccia that his playcalling paperwork would be more secure if he switched from a clipboard to a Trapper Keeper.

I know, there’s something overly aggressive the way he jabs his floating lineup screen, like he’s going to have a domestic disturbance when he loses to a guy who started Stefon Diggs.

I really don’t think they have any serious defensive issues for next season. The big issue will be what to do about CF if Fowler leaves.

That’s the filthiest slider Colon has had since his last trip to White Castle.

Thank you, Samer. Now my nightmares tonight will feature a special guest appearance by Condiment Bukkake Man.

This makes even less sense than living in the middle of Indiana.

This post gives me hope. Not because I agree with anything Albert said. I’m one of those assholes who owns a PS4 and XBox One and can’t get enough gaming even as a 40-something father. Dare I say Albert’s hot take was a red-state GOP pining for a simpler time of cartridges and cheat codes, whereas I am a pan-gaming…

I was older than a kid in the 90s and I also played Front Page Sports Football to death. I used to print out all the stats after every season and scout the draft like an 8-bit Mel Kiper Jr. Because I was a stickler for stats and my PC was as old and slow as I am now, it used to take an hour to do the full sim of the…

I’m not sure why, but I am laughing so hard at “Eat gallons of shit, Howdy Doody.”

Forget Hard Knocks, HBO needs to start filming NBA team flights.

This explains Andre Johnson’s solid game last night. He’s made a career out of catching crap hurled by shitty QBs.

My father-in-law had an HDTV with standard-def DirecTV for years because he didn’t want to pay extra for the HD fee and have an HD-capable dish installed. At one point my wife and I lived with her parents for a few months during football season, and it was like watching a bad impressionist painting in motion.

Well, Cutler can take one football and feed a multitude of defensive backs.

Immortal? LIKE GEORGE BURNS AS GOD! Unkillable? MORE BULLETPROOF THAN A ROBERT TOWNE SCRIPT!

Could we get a post (or series) compiling all the Robert Evans MVP Watches? There is so much hilarious lunacy in those bits that it would be great to have an easy way to read them again.

Steve Smith’s brain is so full of angry thoughts that when CTE tried to move in, it took one look around and said, “forget it.”

While it is hard to find a silver lining after a terrible, terrible game like this one, the last shutout involved “quarterbacks” Henry Burris and Cory Sauter squaring off against the Rob Johnson-led Bucs for the final Bears game at lovely Memorial Stadium in Champaign. Burris and Sauter combined to go 13-28 for 137…

+1 Bruce Dickinson, THE

A Farewell to 1 Kings 21:12

Is the big rock band dead? I am an old, but listen to and like a lot of new music. There’s jusy no recent band who has put out an album like a Back in Black or Appetite for Destruction or roman numeraled Zeppelin. Is there someone new who has put a rock album crankable enough to blow the t-tops off my IROC?