Those guys are at the top of my "Fuck Those Guys" list and I doubt they will ever be unseated from the #1 ranking.

Half a mud shark.

Dan Marino and Dan Fouts for sure. Those guys would have won multiple SBs if they had any help.

Fuck it, I'm going to throw a three-yard slant.

+1 Ditka

Maybe this is out of the ordinary for Canada, but I've seen many fat, lazy Bears during my years in Chicago.

+1 our blood, his guts

Is that Andrew McCutchen story from Peter King's forthcoming novel The Five People You Meet in Starbucks?

Even though Hester didn't return the ball on that play, the video above shows the fake-out return by Johnny Knox against the Packers that was unfortunately called back on a questionable penalty. That is one of the best designed special teams plays I have ever seen. I was really sorry when Toub left because he is such…

He was my favorite Bears player to watch after Walter Payton. A lot of times in those years, you went to get a beer or take a piss when the Bears offense was on the field and stayed glued to the TV for the Hester returns.

Steve Smith's got nothing but love for his lady after a long day of punching teammates in the face at practice.

The ending was the ending, a massive mess. But on an individual episode basis, it is still one of the finest shows ever made, especially by a network. The backstories alone were worth it.

Old guy here (44). I probably have about a 70/30 split between digital purchases and CDs. I have had an eMusic account for digital for the past five years. They have a lot of indie stuff I like, they have a lot of sales, and it makes me buy $20 worth of music each month, which I like because it's a fixed amount I can…

Spanking is never "necessary." It's an option. And while you should never spank a child out of anger and frustration, anger and frustration are almost always what lead to a spanking.

these things look like a stock crashing after a CEO gets picked up injecting heroin into his penis

This clearly shows that he's got a little Northern European in him, where he says he's going to work, but then disappears for a long vacation.

Keith Olbermann sits in his makeup chair, alone, staring at the reflection of Keith Olbermann. How has it come to this, Keith Olbermann asks himself. How have the sports that made young Keith Olbermann choose to cover sports for life now fill the mouth of grown Keith Olbermann with a bitterness worse than the taste…

While the iron is a strong candidate for NFL commissioner, I would rather see an inanimate carbon rod in that position.

I thought it was duck season?

+1 extra long cigarette ash