BrandiceBSmOneBell
Brandice BS'mOne Bell
BrandiceBSmOneBell

Apparently the fact that I have small breasts makes me intrinsically less sexual, and thus more professional/serious/worthy of respect. There’s nothing more threatening than a woman who loves sex. Which is exclusively all women with big breasts. /s

Everyday I thank God for my small boobs, as they allow me to stand next to whomever I please.

Wait, she was a Survivor contestant? Like, that is how she got famous-ish? Oh my god. Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious.

Man, the endorphin rush that comes with reading such a righteously furious and intelligent post like this is wonderful.

I gotta tell ya, I think the level of vitriol directed toward the Kardashians says a tremendous amount about our society. I don't particularly care for them, which I've said time and time again. I think they're kinda tacky and boring.

Yeah, well, we're not taking her back.

madonna has gone from icon to selfish, out of touch old lady.

I like to think the truly rebellious thing is choosing the name "John" in a family of Maddox, Pax, Zaharah, Vivienne, and Knox. Maybe in time John will learn to conform and at least go for Xavier or Max. Boys names have Xs in the Jolie-Pitt family!

'"GIRL THESE HIGHLIGHTS, JUST NO."'

I am crying.

The entiiiiiiiiire Rolling Stone piece is about the fact that giving a young, traumatized victim three "equal" choices and no guidance on how to choose is a very bad way to ensure justice for her or accountability for her alleged assailants. From Erdley:

They make slut pills now? When did Tequila start coming in pill form?

$12,500 for a single vacation? Bye.

I really wish she had her own late night show.

Last gal's friend is just trying to relate. New mom probably won't shut up about the kids, and so the topic of "taking care of an inferior being" ends up being the only common ground.

P.S. I don't know Twitter's policy, and in general I believe in free speech, but if anyone knows if there's a way to stop the "#jadapose" thing, we should try.

Agreed. If there's anything good that comes out of this story, it's that at least I learned that a brave and great and wonderful girl, Jada, exists in this godforsaken cesspool called earth.

Why does Jezebel hate Millennials so much? It's ridiculous.

And before it was pitbulls, it was doberman pinschers, and before that, German Shepherds, and before that Rottweilers... Honestly, that pitbulls are fancied by a certain subset of people of idiots who don't know how to handle large energetic dogs is not the fault of the pitbull, the German Shepherd or the Doberman.

Way to miss the fucking point of the story.