it's called an analogy...It's a literary tool used to help explain complex issues to laypeople

Tracy Morgan was involved in an accident when he had a driver...it's not like drivers never have accidents. I will say eat it's a bit dangerous for them to all be riding around together. my parents won't even take the same flight because if something happened to the plane they wouldn't want for their children to…

"If a vagina is a vagina, then babies coming out of a vagina is a natural next question, not a box you can put a lid on." If the box had a lid we wouldn't be having this conversation in the first place, lol. Ba dum ching.

Pretty sure this Tinder discussion took place in Atlanta and not Maine. Also, he never said anything about ejaculating. He said "putyour meat in my mouth". I'm not sure what kind of meat women have...

Or Emma Roberts...

When it comes to these debates about breeds I like to replace the breed with race, because it makes the comments seem more extreme and less logical. E.g. pit bulls are the most aggressive breed ====> Swedish people are the most aggressive humans. Let's kill off all the Swedish people even though we trained then to…

I appreciate your honesty in addressing this issue. I think racism is racism no matter who's slinging it. There are no winners in the oppression Olympics and the only way to even etch the surface and expose racism for what it is is to understand the construct outside of race. Anyone can hate. Some do more than…

no i'm sorry...you are not right...i do not love babies lol

You do...we all do...trust me there's an audience for every type of ass

I am really worried about this kid getting kidnapped...mainly by me...

Am I the only one wanting to know where the undies pictured are from???? Those are hot.

I was wondering the same thing...but I think they may be trying to pass it off as cough syrup. The cough syrup by itself would have been more spot on. We do love our Tussin...historically speaking that is.

Am I the only one reeling at the thought of someone actually coining this whole Bikini Bridge term and then trying to make it a phenomenon???

Not for nothing but this definitely tops my list of terrifying things that could possibly happen to me and by tops I mean bottoms. I mean if you're going to have a disaster happened to you this one doesn't seem so bad. Commence the slut shaming! lol

Not for nothing is definitely tops my list of the most terrifying things that could happen to me and by tops I mean bottoms. If you're gonna have a disaster, this one may not be so bad.

I see feminism here as I do spirituality. As a woman you are able to define it in whatever way you choose as long as the theme of not having an extra-being exert power over you prevails. I do not necessarily prescribe to feminism in the way Beyonce seems to define it, but I do applaud her for providing a landscape…

Oh It's been done!

LOL, of course I'm entitled to think it wasn't funny. Just made a comment because several of my friends who I shared the article with said the exact same thing—it took too long to get.

I think if it takes that much of an explanation it's not that funny. Perhaps if it was "a math book whose father went out for cigarettes and never came back" or something along those lines the punch line would have been more accessible.

*starts singing* Pretty White Kids with Problems