That's pretty much my hair all the time.

Man a French manicure looks really weird on toes. Also, my tiny ass toe nails would be so small for it.

My Mother keeps telling me I need to make a lot of money so she can retire to a cruise ship. Yeah, no.

I've been playing The Talos Principle myself and the problem with some puzzles is even finding them. Almost all the star puzzles, I'm like fuuuuuu how was I supposed to figure this out? What? All the puzzle room puzzle I could pretty much figure out on my own even if sometimes I wanted to pull my hair out. The…

Stuff like that I don't even know how people figure out in the first place, it is crazy.

If someone is being terrible I don't see why not. I had friend A who was friend B with this one woman who I don't even understand why she was friends with B in the first place. A got engaged and B made sure to get engaged right after so she could show off a bigger rock. Then B made sure to get married before A. …

You could just leave them with her. That is how I meet my first high school boyfriend. He and his brothers lived with his Grandparents all summer long.

My Mother keeps telling me I need to make a lot of money so she can retire on a cruise ship. I'm always like, uhhhh no...

I meant "they would be happy..."

Actually, in PA I am pretty sure there a lot of politicians that think school is welfare. They have been trying to privatize it with charter schools. I think they would be happen if there were no public schools at all.

I had an ex-friend break rule one a bunch of times. She even agreed that was a good rule to have. But she was upset when I stopped talking to her, in part because she wanted me to help her pick out a birthday gift for my ex because they were now fuck buddies. I was like, "Yeah, no I can't deal with this shit. I'm…

Dear God, why must they inflict the children's chorus on us? That might have been one of the worst things I've ever heard.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST... That is all I have to say on that. Well, that and WTF? is wrong with people?

I have never in fact heard of kids playing these games. Only older teens and adults. In fact really only adults...

I'd have to have some serious rectal bleeding for me to even consider a colonoscopy...

I've had that experience before, won't do it again. LOL.

You're still eating vegetables? That has to still sorta count for something? Right?

Yeah might be doing this for dinner tonight.

I think you just missed it. I actually worked with someone with celiac disease that year (who was a champ and ate out a lot and never gave anyone a hard time) but it did mean we had to get a gluten free Birthday cake for him. Around this time I started to see more gluten free stuff (mostly at Whole Foods and other…

I'd imagine most of California doesn't really need a fireplace either.