Brandchan
Brandchan
Brandchan

Did you ever get your stuff back?

I tell him "human beings" pee in the fucking toilet.

Not as bad but reminds me of the time I worked for Taco Bell. I had gotten sick in the bathroom and had Mexican Rice sprayed out of my nose all over the bathroom. I'm sitting down recovering it (I still have rice stuck in my nose) and my boss comes up and asks me if I could stay late to help close. Uh? What?

The best I quit story I have was from a time I was working at an old lady shoe store. It wasn't the most terrible job, but fuck was it boring. I worked at night and old ladies don't shop at night. There would be 4-6 hour stretches of no one coming in. A lot of nights I didn't even have to count the register

I'll say at least your husband is trying? My roommate is the living incarnation of Pigpen from Charlie Brown. Like how does pepperoni get on the sofa? Why are there pants on my kitchen floor? Did he just shave his pubes and leave them in the bathtub? (Answer, yes.) Why are there bottle of yellow liquid in my

Also these things http://www.amazon.com/Scotch-Brite-Dobie-All-purpose-Pads-3-Count/dp/B001E6KF5Y/ref=sr_1_1?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1354891327&sr=1-1&keywords=Dobie+Cleaning+Pad the Dobie pad. These things work wonders I have some for the dish and for cleaning the bathroom.

Really? I tried them and all they seem to do is scratch the shit of things. It's all going to depend on the surface but for a sink something like baking soda and vinegar should work well.

Not that I remember I remember it tasting really gross but not burning.

I was bleaching a pair of jean (in the hopes of making them cooler, I'm sure) and being an idiot I used the same kind of cup for each.

I actually miss my apartment. It had recently been renovated so it was pretty clean and was easy to keep clean. Now I live in a 100 year old house. Which is charming and full of character but fuck is it dirty in ways I don't know how to fix. Also white porcelain skin is the biggest bitch in the world. Never

I actually drank bleach once. It was an accident, I had a cup of bleach and a cup of water and I drank from the wrong cup. I was maybe in middle school at the time and my father (who was a cheap dickhead) refused to take me to the doctors. I actually don't remember having any side effects. I did read up on the net

Something my 40 year old roommate has yet to realize.

Well it used to be a legit argument. In the early, early days of CDs, they found data in the files that didn't have any sound so they removed it to save space. Turns out that "empty" data was the "warmth" in music. That's why a lot of older CDs just don't sound that great.

I'd watch the shit out of that.

Yeah, this works great for about 10 lbs for me. At that point it plateaus. If I lower the calorie intake more, hungry and very light headed all day. I can't work light headed all day. So yeah, great that works for you but fuck off.

My friends and I have lots of parties (one weekend I had 5 to go to) but we really haven't had any dinner parties. I think the issue is we are such a large group of friends it is hard to pick and choose who can come and can't because there is only so much room for a sit down party.

Giant Bo effigy looks like it was trying to consume his soul..........

I never took the SAT because I never had the money for it. At the time my family was working poor or very lower middle class. I only applied to a couple of colleges for the same reason.

It looks like this women had a medical condition that looks like the cause of her weight problem and after reading about it does sound fucking terrible. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cushing%27s_syndrome

Well it is still semi-autobiographical just instead of the director it is the original writer. Which is still terrible.