I recognized everyone on the “let’s remember some Ravens” list. I want the universe to pay for that. I fucking hate the Ravens.

“all lives matter,” a favored political rallying cry of bigots and disingenuous cretins

I’m sure if the shirts said All Lives Matter they would have stuck around.

The national narrative is absolutely insane and warped right now.

Damn, you just wrecked those strawmen, holy shit.

Why are adults playing a pokemon game?

Those are the facts.

And you’re also going to update us with an illegal torrent link for those of us who wouldn’t have bothered to buy the book anyway, but will now allow you to reach a greater audience that will increase your profits right? Get with the times man. I premptively accept my nuclear gawker ban for speaking truth to power.

I’ve hated Wade his whole career (his team plays mine and usually wins, and for his hit on Darren Collison) until this article. A whole lot of it is about how he gave up millions both for the sake of loyalty and to help build a competitive team, things that I always root for my own team’s players to do. Winning is…

Saw this phrase below:

If only this were a daily feature.

Homophobia? Really?

Great post, Morbo. We need more newsmonsters like you in the gawker comments.

Leave the racism accusations to adults. While you’re waiting to become one of those yourself, work on reading comprehension.

You’re digging awfully hard to find something, anything, that might be negative. Maybe he’s happy.

Jon’s descent into that writhing mass and near-suffocation affected me while watching. I thought it was novel, realistic, and a really fucking horrifying way to go out the second time, jesus. I was super worried, even though I rarely root for Jon. (Cercei rulz)

death cauldron

As none of the above choices were up to my standards, I’ll be writing in my alternative choice, Sam Hinkie, here in the comments.

For someone who works with the press, Nuzzi points out, she seems largely unconcerned with its function in society or, you know, talking to its members

I can’t be the only culturally ignorant commenter around who has wondered if Samer’s whole name was written backwards on his birth certificate as a joke. Samer, have you ever double-checked your parents’ names?