Thanks for this. Reds fan, and I really don’t like Rose much, but he represents a legendary part of Reds history, and I’m sure barely any Reds fan seriously believes his betting got in the way of his effort, sleazy though it clearly was.

that now-trademark, bounding gait

Is the intended audience of this article really as single-minded as the author appears to assume? Because I read it. But I didn’t want the TSA when it created in the first place, and I don’t want it now. It was an hysterical, close-the-barn-afterward, idiot reaction by insecure politicians trying to avoid losing power…

You’ll have to speak louder. Who jacked what dong into whose..er, great tracts of land?

Joyless?! No way. The Western Conference playoffs and even these finals games have been so over the top dramatic. It’s like wrestling, but less honest.

This is fucking awesome.

Calmer’n you.

Do Pennsylvania schools teach their students how to spell “booze” at the end of the 5th year?

I must admit that the image above brightened my day.

both sides of the ball of relief pitcher

He’s inside his own head. And I have no data to back this up, so it’s probably a dumb idea, but I think he often starts slow and ends the year much stronger. He’s a classic neurotic overthinker from what I’ve heard of him personally, so this makes a lot of sense. And that so-autistic bat-leaning thing he was doing…

Joey Votto was doing WHAT with a log?

For not-together-parents, not soon enough. Hate calling her phone. One day, I’ll delete that contact.

No question, just a remark: recent baseball highlight headlines have brought warmth to my soul. I hope new heights exist and are reached.

This, and sometimes money helps with happiness, and if a shitty partner needs to be dropped, do that.

I was married to an awful japanese person for almost a decade, and got very good at cooking chopsticks. I use them for almost all kitchen stuff and of course for eating. No one will agree with me that they rock, and if some of you are my dad, you’ll assume I only use chopsticks to “look cool” and imply that in the…

I’m not ready for him to die until he starts eating people. Osha and I are unimpressed, even if I have to be unimpressed for her now.

I’m fairly sure Donald Trump is Bizarro-World Trump.

This new world is not one I want to live in.

The ‘dog raping the little boy’ Tom Ley mic drop is the light of my life.