Westbrook is an homicidal competitor in the same way that Michael Jordan was, I think. He doesn’t seem as calculated and annoying as Kobe Bryant was.

That was incredibly on-purpose.

I put another roll of TP on the back of the turlet just in case, every single time I have visitors. What kind of fucking lunatic lets the TP supply get too low when having someone over? For fuck’s sake, shouldn’t that be common courtesy?

I express my appreciation for this post, since for whatever reason, I can’t star anything.

Just fyi, you’ll change the whole fucking world for some few individuals who will never forget you. A young attorney with 5 kids who drove a 15 year old car to his office every day ensured my son would stay in my life a couple of years ago, and while I’m very, very happy I’m not paying him any longer, I won’t forget…

The airborn spasms kill me. 10/10 for style.

So, Russell Westbrook is an idiot dresser, right?

Had to, uh, clean myself off after that one.

The superstars, Stephen Curry and Michael Jordan, are nothing alike.

Deadspin shutting up about football for a minute might help football actually shut up.

I’m a high rise window cleaner. My coworkers and I relieve ourselves on the roofs of literally every building we clean, sometimes in full view of other tall buildings (and their occupants), though we try to avoid that. Admiring the cityscape as I pee on what feels like the top of the world is the best peeing.

with some candidates—maybe one in particular—using rally disruptions to further work his or her (his) supporters into a frothy lather of a frenzy

The wookie keeping goal should be mentioned in the story too, no?

Wrangler driver here. EARLY NINETIES Wrangler driver here. I’m happy with my cutting-edge 1930s technology, thanks.

Remember kids, always recycle. TO THE EXTREME. BUSTED!

I don’t have to care one bit about Bonds, or his return to the game, Marchman. It isn’t the least bit fucking exciting, and I seriously doubt you care either, except to use the news to antagonize the legions who dislike him, whether they’re justified or not. I usually don’t bother with this stuff, but I expect you to…

I’d probably blow that layup too if I drove past a guy who did that while both of us are being paid millions of dollars to do it on television.

Greatest uniforms I have ever seen.

Enjoy the product; give no fucks about the other enjoyers, if they bother you. The NBA is beautiful right now. Don’t miss it.

and priced it at the same level as an adolescent manatee.