“collapses on you too”

Love all the derogatory ‘white people this’ and ‘white people that’ comments still happening here in these comment sections. Y’all just keep digging that hole. Hope it doesn’t collapse on you, you dumb racist idiots.

Yeah. People you disagree with need to be physically hurt. That makes you righter somehow.

Starred for reckless exaggeration.

Most people aren’t conjuring bullshit from whole cloth like the right does.

He took over “favorite player” honors in my life so hard a couple of years ago I almost forgot to keep following my own team.

Take: Dwight Howard is shitty and should retire so I don’t have to ever see him play basketball again. He’s not funny or fun, and neither does he have an appealing personality. I felt the same way about Shaq, until Howard came along and made Shaq completely tolerable in comparison.

So even though PTSD is likely the most important medical issue facing thousands of military and ex-military personnel today, and even though she’s completely qualified to be a part of the solution to this problem, she can’t get over having a guy at the top that she doesn’t like much, so fuck the people she could have…

I have questions. I’m on board with helping your mom watch this show. I feel she’s a levelheaded, sensible lady for keeping up this tradition. So as a cable-cutter, when is the show on, and how can I use my internet connection to view?

“we can laugh at ourselves”

That’s the point. There was no plan.

I haaaate Michael from the bad years in the 90s, but I’ve never seen this before and it’s amazing.

I hope that if he’s gay, Deadspin finds out first and outs him against his wishes, because that’s worked out fairly amusingly for gawker and company in the past.

Your helpful guide, Occupy Democrats.

Fantastic that someone writing for this website thinks they have any idea what is going through his head. You don’t even know what America wants. Maybe stop making things up.

Donald Trump’s entire campaign is based on this idea, that success only comes by fucking other people over.

This isn’t worth covering. Something to that effect should be in the article too.

Gave me a boner. Which I’d probably accidentally cut off.

Note: none of these people appeal to anyone, but in politics we must suspend disbelief, I suppose.

If I had to, though, I’d bet $10,000 that it’s all-caps missives from Abedin to Clinton about what a freaking dick hole her husband is.