And we all got here because Anthony Weiner was a bad horny man who couldn’t stop himself from sending gross penis pics.

Drew should apologize for himself more often.

I have a five year old. We don’t run a whole lot, and I only got one of them, but this would work as a writeup on my parenting as well. Neither of us are good at adulting, but he’s great at being a suicidal little five year old, and I’m great at being a subpar dad, so we do our thing for about half of his current…

God
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Jane Doe should be charged. False rape accusations are incredibly serious because they sound like actual rape accusations.

But then there wouldn’t be a democrat party today if the founding members had all gone to trial. You should feel some relief.

Whaaaaaaat? Are you taking some responsibility?! And not just blaming the right? Am I on crazy pills?

...And Nantz is exactly correct? They’re public figures because of the 900 cameras in the stadium, 899 of which are probably trained on the kneelers. So he pointed out something obvious, if not explicitly sympathetic.

I agree. I’m sure with an herculean effort you can believe any way.

Yes. I am checking deadspin often.

“racist bullshit”? What did Ginsburg say that was “racist”? Is disagreeing with what Kaepernick is doing automatically racist already? I want no part of your delusional reality.

Ginsburg’s an incredibly accomplished woman with a lifelong track record of doing the right thing.

Nice list. Zimmer is the best.

Lots of ethical hunters out there. Some of them visit deadspin, Ashley Feinberg. They’re a huge, important component of maintaining and conserving diversity in the wildlife on public land in the USA. I get that being informed and comprehending nuance aren’t popular around here, so back to your regularly scheduled…

This is a good thing though. In the absence of hard evidence, we’re happily free to decide the guy had a book and not a gun, which is way better. The police are racist, we don’t need evidence for that.

Blue Ball Village sounds like the founder was particularly bitter about his lot in life.

*finds my state*

I’m zero percent surprised racially charged bullshit like this is starred. When are you going to grow up. The regressive left self-immolating would be fun to watch, if you weren’t trying to take the sane parts of the country with you.

For once I completely agree with a political opinion piece you’ve written, Burneko. I’ll celebrate this momentus occasion by going to work on time.

This is arguably worse than when my own mom told my 9th-grade girlfriend that she should date my friend Charles, because Charles was much taller than me. What the fuck, mom?