So, Russell Westbrook is an idiot dresser, right?

I meant my ignorant nerd fetishes.

BUT HOW MANY TIMES WAS IT FOLDED?! It better be an obvious lie about being in the millions or it’s trash.

Had to, uh, clean myself off after that one.

The superstars, Stephen Curry and Michael Jordan, are nothing alike.

Deadspin shutting up about football for a minute might help football actually shut up.

Oh. Good question, one that I didn’t consider.

Jesus christ that is awesome. I love that DIY technology + the internet’s vast amount of accessible knowledge is being put to this kind of use.

I went to one in Salt Lake. Being chocolated out is a temporary condition for me.

Chocolate porn: the only kind of porn better than regular porn.

I’m a high rise window cleaner. My coworkers and I relieve ourselves on the roofs of literally every building we clean, sometimes in full view of other tall buildings (and their occupants), though we try to avoid that. Admiring the cityscape as I pee on what feels like the top of the world is the best peeing.

with some candidates—maybe one in particular—using rally disruptions to further work his or her (his) supporters into a frothy lather of a frenzy

Maybe, I didn’t notice. I mean, he is a skater though. That comes with the territory.

The wookie keeping goal should be mentioned in the story too, no?

Everything about this guy’s look, man.

Wrangler driver here. EARLY NINETIES Wrangler driver here. I’m happy with my cutting-edge 1930s technology, thanks.

Remember kids, always recycle. TO THE EXTREME. BUSTED!

I don’t have to care one bit about Bonds, or his return to the game, Marchman. It isn’t the least bit fucking exciting, and I seriously doubt you care either, except to use the news to antagonize the legions who dislike him, whether they’re justified or not. I usually don’t bother with this stuff, but I expect you to…

I’d probably blow that layup too if I drove past a guy who did that while both of us are being paid millions of dollars to do it on television.

Greatest uniforms I have ever seen.