Enjoy the product; give no fucks about the other enjoyers, if they bother you. The NBA is beautiful right now. Don’t miss it.

and priced it at the same level as an adolescent manatee.

very occasionally

The internet taught me not to believe in any photo ever, but damn, look at that last one. DOES THE MAN NOT GRAVITY?

“A Slave Obeys” is a good one, from New Vegas. You have to kill Mr. House in his casket thing with Nephi’s golf club. The guy is barely alive anyway, and you’ve already signed his death warrant by retrieving him from the chamber keeping him alive, and can just walk away. Why not beat him to death with sports…

fairly liberal, if irritatingly opinionated

I clicked that link as hard as I could.

I feel like you should know better than this.

I adore that clip. It features the most perfect doubletake in the history of the fucking universe.

I’d tighten her end, or something.

Haven’t seen a lunatic athlete like him since Iverson. Except he might better, holy shit.

Those boys look altogether too muscular for my comfort.

God damn, that play in the top video. I might watch it a hundred times tonight. Basketball is the best, most beautiful sport.

I watched Olajuwan play. It seems like, uhm, a dream now.

That guy wondered why his hand smelled extra vinegary later.

That is a bad ass strut for a weird looking albino ginger. He’ll be showing that one to the grandkids.

Randy Moss is my defaul GOAT receiver because he could do things no one else ever could, but Harrison was ridiculous. He was faster than everyone else, ran scientifically precise routes, and cared about beating the Pats. Colts fans fucking love him still, and we put our hands over our ears and scream “LA LA LA LA LA”…

Marchman, I agree with you about Batista more than anything ever, but you still sound like Krieger.

I found another way to successfully ignore the NFL - holiday flying!!

It’s this one. Also, fuck my whole fucking life. The Reds have unloaded literally all of their best players except for Votto. Unbelievable. The moves probably make some kind of financial or logistical sense, but I can’t help but get emotionally invested in these guys. Cueto, Philips, Frazier....oh my god. Being a Reds…