Brainzilla
Brainzilla
Brainzilla

"You're making the mistake of using logic and reason,"

I give this piece my lowest grade ever: 7 thumbs up.

It took an heroic effort of superhuman will, but I was somehow able to overcome this Moehringer rimjob to keep disliking him for being a slumlord and a fucking awful human being.

That was an awesome email of the week. What a sweet, weird kid. The fact that he handled the rejection well is just fantastic. I sincerely hope he isn't some pissed off lonely neckbeard now. He deserves better.

No. Go away.

I'm in no way an NPD denier. I'm sorry to hear your story. I'm also sorry for the original poster if the story is true (should I force myself to believe it? Why?). But more than anything else, I'm a skeptic about one-sided stories, as as well as the use of the word narcissist, which feels greatly overused.

I laughed at how apparently personal you took that. So everyone you can't get along with is a narcissist? Maybe you should try a psychologist or psychiatrist instead.

Exactly. I know a few people like that too.

Cheerful reminder: accusations of narcissism usually come from other narcissists. I don't know the situation and neither does anyone else besides what a single person who might have just gotten spanked more than her friends did told you. Hurray!

God I loved Albert Belle. He was an impossible out, and a gigantic over-competitive asshole, and as least as talented as some of the other amazing 1990s hitters, like Griffey, Jr, Thomas, and Bonds. His baseball cards were always my favorites. Also, robbed of at least one MVP.

I can only speak for this one-person segment of the Beer Internet, but it prefers instead to have a nice buzz over any alcohol-related anger. That said, I fully appreciate being an insufferable snob about damn near everything else. *tips fedora*

It is consistently amusing that NBA footage from the 90s was shot on early 20th century equipment.

Uh, this hit way too close to home for me.

I just starred a post from 1999, I believe.

The Gruffalo, The Snail and the Whale, Tyrannosaurus Drip - all amazing.

Book reading expert here - I play a full-time dad half the time, and reading to my 3 year old is the absolute best thing we do together.

I love everything about you.

That lesbian up there has more talent in his Scientology-infected left testicle than Kanye can ever even dream of, and I like Kanye.

homie

Good lord. I rate it a twelve on the scientific scale below.