Sorry to hear that. Hopefully you can treat them or something. I have two infected nails on one foot, and nail polish sort of hides it a bit, which is rather nice. Sadly, mine are extreme resistant to treatment. But I can cover them up!

Got down to "Nice poem, LOSER!"...

You're ridiculous and awesome.

Is regular hot tubbing weird? I sit in one after every workout, so...5-6 times a week.

Where can I find ass cufflinks?

I will not argue with the premise above. But I have a question about personal ornamentation: dudes who paint their toenails - go or no go? Not that I need the internet to validate anything, but it's for the sake of discussion and because I'm an attention-whore. Below are mine as of a minute ago. I've been painting…

This is FANTASTIC news for the Colts and their fans. The guy is awful, and speaking for only myself as a Colts fan, a big negative mark against Pagano and the coaching staff for sticking with him. Until they kept him out of the Denver game. Kind of makes me wonder why in the hell they even bothered with playing him in…

I generally support homicidal loathing.

You sure found a lot of words to say "burn it down", Jolie.

That "die" email story just made Craggs my new god.

I'm sorry, there's simply not enough evidence available to put the word "dunk" in the headline. Amirite?

I'm starring your post because I can't star your awesome parents.

These are my favorite stories on deadspin.

Dear US justice system: please don't let Doohen die. Because she's going to die. Please make it so I don't have to read about her senseless death, okay? She deserves to live a full life.

It blows my mind that he went through his legs in the opposite direction of his momentum with his dribble. It's beautiful to watch and barely makes any sense.

Single father here, I both forget to refill the wipe container and leave it open, so I guess it's suicide for me.

In the absence of the complete truth (was she cheating?) I'm going to assume that it was sweet, juicy justice. Also, I bet that is one trashy family.

Bizarre. He seems to keep getting higher even after contact. Perhaps physics is still passed out in alley from New Year's festivities.

They are the people who still think it's hilarious to draw dicks on public property.

Re: the last sentence - I'm highly offended that Marchman doesn't have the first comment here. Fix now.