Is this that one time you forgot to use a burner account to post scat GIFs? Because now it ALL MAKES SENSE. AH HA.

BuhhZOOOkuuuuh.

Also...it blows. I guess there was a market for nu-Ja Rule, but the discriminating cracker* bounces to something a little less obviously derivative.

things get super funky when you play Fallout 3 as a serial killer

I think everyone in the comments should just shut up.

The southern accents make bigoted stupidity hilariously worse, if that's even possible. Also, violence solves everything.

Irrelevant observation: MLB umpires are the most badass-looking officials in sports.

This whole mess makes me incredibly uncomfortable. There are two sides to this story (or, like, 1000). The DS/Gawker thing about how it's all racism and white cops just want to execute black people is obviously a myopic, us-against-the-white/rich-establishment (SEE: that 'rich people are ruining burning man' article),…

I agree. For me, games are already too long. The NFL product is too artificial, a house of cards held up by an absurd number of rules (and constant rule changes) nearly impossible to keep up with. I like stats, so I still love ffb, and I watch the Colts when available, but for me the game has become too glitzy and…

Penalties = advertising dollars. This probably will unnecessarily categorize me as a paranoid lunatic conspiracy theorist, but penalties won't be reduced for that reason alone. They like money. They'll keep penalties up (and broadcast times) until there are dips in viewership, and we're all too stupid to stop…

Help Sony out, folks.

You continue to be amazing.

*sigh* 5.56mm and 7.62mm bored rifles are not automatically "machine guns". The accompanying graphic is an accurate representation of a rifle that is definitely not a machine gun either, at least in the States.

So are they NOT pussies about trolling kinja?

As a guy who just finished hosing my cheating ex in a divorce in Utah, I am qualified to give a single piece of advice that will NEVER steer anyone wrong: don't take advice from anyone besides a fucking attorney. Except for the advice I just gave.

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Jordan, I appreciate your work here, and was wondering if you've done anything similar in the well-established field of, say, fucklists?

I know it's cool to hate on the guy lots of people like, but Luck as a lovable goon is kind of awesome. He's a likeable Roethlisberger (HAAATE this comparison, but it must be made) on the field. Also, the punter McAfee is awesome. He passes out drunk in the canal, is self-aware, posts nudes of Luck on twitter, and…

The first few paragraphs of this thing were legitimately horrifying. I wasn't a huge fan of Dungy - he was way too conservative (play-calling, philosophy, whatever), but the team was great, so I couldn't complain much. I would like Pagano to stay as far away from Dungy as possible. And fuck that book, good lord.

Le Batard may be thoroughly awesome. I massively enjoy him in every medium except television, which I was unable to enjoy when I used to watch PTI. I love his self-aware, trolly sense of humor.