It's terrible. I don't mind a gimmick that involves at least a pseudo-throwing motion, but that's shit. I'm heterosexual most of the time, too.

Later on, she needs a place to detox, so she visits him at his mothers house and they do it on his childhood bed. ...And then she fucking leaves again. God, I hate her. It's towards the end of the movie, I believe.

There is no college bang, only a boob-feeling, roommate's-bathrobe/towel-soiling jizzfest. Watch again. She was still using Gump though.

Honestly, no one hates her enough. My conclusion after the most recent viewing of the film was that the filmmakers just hated women, and personified that hatred into a character. She's despicable.

Jesus christ, I obviously didn't experience enough white guilt the first time around.

I play on a baseball team with a coach who loses his mind like this, but only in the heat of the moment, which tends to be even more embarrassing since another team and fans get to watch. Being ambushed and screamed at for jogging or taking my time getting a throw into the infield during practice is fun. So is…

Love him. He's always brutally honest. Also...carrying on my own pointless tradition whenever he's the subject of a DS post; I MISS JOE.

God damn, the English are hideous. Breed with other ethnicities please.

This is too much positivity for me to handle on a shitty-ass rainy day in the middle of the week.

God DAMN it. I knew he was a hell of a guy. My jealousy will blot out the sun, sir.

His baseball cards gave my prepubescent, autistic, stat-loving self erections back in the day. Love him.

I thought bears were attracted to periods. Myth busted.

If I weren't a Utah resident, that number would probably be significantly lower.

I think he learned from those experiences. And...he's the reigning 2-time champion, which I feel kind of backs me up on that.

I hate the Heat with a vengeance, but they are one of the most mentally resilient, explosive teams I ever remember watching. Because of my rooting interests (Pacers) I'm obligated to hate James personally, but since Jordan we haven't seen someone as impossible to take out of a game, mentally.

He's not a race-baiting hater. He's an actual person, not the bad guy caricature in your wanna-be-progressive nightmares.

Won't at all be surprised if this comment never gets promoted. It needs to be.

It's a great piece, despite my objections.

Definitely agree. Being a small-minded person, I use any slim pretext to trash Jackson. But...I entirely disagree with Howard that Jackson is "important" to any demographic or culture. He may have filled a void, but, and this kills me to admit this, his "bojangling" (damn you, Whitlock!) was a real thing and…

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