I am utterly delighted to find out a group called the "Mambotronics" exists, and whose music I specifically refuse to listen to.

you should go some time

It's comforting to know others also browse deadspin with an erection.

I guess gay defensive ends haven't done anything of note in the last 5 minutes, eh?

You knooooww... it's fine that you exist on the cutting edge of comedy and all, Mr. Ley, and I appreciate your laughably hopeless effort to encourage originality in a derivative world and I particularly enjoy your attempt to crush any form of humor that isn't up to your particular standards - kudos.

Yup. That's me all the way. I tend to skip the whole bar experience entirely, if at all possible.

Love the poofy-haired fancy boy more than life itself, and it is my sworn fucking duty (when on the subject of Marty) to point out how much I miss Joe Nuxhall's voice lulling me to sleep every summer evening.

The erection I sport when browsing Deadspin all day died reading that.

I am fidgety weirdo and hate myself for it, but I do clean up my peeled-label mess when I'm done. The label shreds usually go in the empty beer container. I do like knowing that my fidgety shit is weird though.

Goddamn it, did he learn nothing?! FORCE HIM TO SELL THE CLIPPERS.

That was an appropriate reaction YOU DICK.

It probably is, or the horse already got away, or something. He's not hurting ANYONE by saying awful things in private. He did do awful things that hurt lots of people, and taking his team away (with like a billion dollars in profits probably) isn't doing anything except putting a hello kitty band-aid on the neckhole…

In an half-hearted defense of me, and this might be splitting hairs, I have no interest in defending Sterling. He's a bag with which one douches, but not because of some recorded comments - he should be reviled for other things. I react against self-righteousness. And are we all just agreeing that she's totally…

I'm not looking at it as a singular incident, merely the least of any that we know of. But your point is an acceptable one that's been made a few times since the recordings came out.

Whoa, don't let any sort of empirical evidence like dating someone of mixed ethnicity or paying athletes of multiple ethnicities millions of dollars slow down the tidal wave of self-righteousness. Nah, illicitly recorded statements by an old mentally ill asshole are all we need to get this witchhu—I mean, social…

I don't place artificial, tolerable, socially acceptable limits on free speech. We're free. Free to be scumbags. I'm happy to help indulge in his shaming. I'm not interested in shutting him up though - when some dickhole opens their craw and says awful things, the first thing to pop into my head is not "how do I shut…

It's long past time we abolished free speech, and really, even thinking hateful, bigoted things should also be illegal. Who's with me?!

The world goddamn world.

I don't think that would surprise me much. Turner is probably easier to get along with, but Stephenson provides a massive spark on the floor.

Apparently, according to biased sources (8p9s), unbiased sources are erroneously reporting that the Pacers all hate each other. Which means obvious stuff, like they probably all hate each other. But Turner doesn't fit in, so it's rather surprising the rest of the team didn't let Stephenson murder Turner.