I don't want to make too much of this.

I'll raise you double that in 6 innings in the Reds/Pirates game before weather fucked the rest of the game in the ear.

Can I just nerd my way in here to point out that Betelgeuse isn't hot in cosmic terms? Thank you. *Ahem* It's a red giant, and while quite luminous, that's because it's larger than the Earth's fucking orbit. Albert, next time you need to compare the heat of a pound or two of ignited coal to a billion trillion…

Can I just nerd my way in here to point out that Betelgeuse isn't hot in cosmic terms? Thank you. *Ahem* It's a red giant, and while quite luminous, that's because it's larger than the Earth's fucking orbit. Albert, next time you need to compare the heat of a pound or two of ignited coal to a billion trillion…

Can I just nerd my way in here to point out that Betelgeuse isn't hot in cosmic terms? Thank you. *Ahem* It's a red giant, and while quite luminous, that's because it's larger than the Earth's fucking orbit. Albert, next time you need to compare the heat of a pound or two of ignited coal to a billion trillion…

Let me take it a little farther. Defreckling, or the removing of the pinnacle of 4 billion years of evolution, is not insidious. It's fucking evil and wrong, and I am offended. One may be able to surmise from my post that I enjoy freckles. They would be correct.

I'm usually one of the first to get on the bandwagon of whatever new trend or gimmick is being tried out on a bunch of rich young minorities (and Plums), just to stick it to old white writers...but nicknames on NBA jerseys? THIS IS TEARING THE COUNTRY APART. Seriously though, stupid idea. Hate it more than anything,…

I really felt like it got all hilariously nasty and personal at "Provo Bro". Kinda wondering if there's a story.

I like how the inventors are all obviously functioning alcoholics.

Being an overly sensitive politically correct retard* doesn't give you the right to use the terms "faggots" or "niggers" even in reference. Or I mean it does, is vaguely ironic, and incredibly amusing to the one-person popcorn gallery that is me.

I love the damn movie. It may be awful for thousands of politically incorrect raisins, but it's entertaining, and I don't go hurt people with dark skin afterwards.

As a guy divorcing a university prof on tenure-track because she's an awful cheating human being, I hope more women, specifically, at her university, and perferably in her department, get fired for asking for more. Because I helped her negotiate for the job, ensuring that she started out at 10K more than what she was…

"Well. My immediate reaction is "no." But I've got kind of a yessy aftertaste."

That's cool and all, but following sports got easier when I cut the entire website (and tv channels) out of my internet.

I like how Shaq thinks people like him.

"In fact, he's already out cross-country skiing and his wife is snowshoeing next to him. Fuck him."

+2. I agree, and I love your user name more than anything else ever.

You're all hilarious idiots. And I'm very.

Serious comment: Iverson was an incredible basketball player. Lots of people hate the guy for lots of raisins, but he was motherfucking electric. Belongs in the hall of awesome.

I sometimes read Simmons, so it's hard to think objectively about Rondo's game, but occasionally have wet dreams about the kid playing on my Pacers (no offense, George Hill). He's used to winning, and the idea that he's casual about ANYTHING is laughable. He's got some of that Garnett intensity, and appears to rise to…