Even though I already found him on baseball-reference, I still want to ask who the fuck Home Run Baker is.

Hate him. The last 3 seasons were completely wasted. If the Reds don't bring in someone who pays attention to advanced stats, I'm going to throw a big childish fit. The Reds should be a juggernaut. Jocketty is a brilliant GM who has amassed some fantastic talent, and they locked up Votto, which I think had to be done,…

I don't have any damn idea how he's still got a job. The Reds sputter along despite being immensely talented. He has no concept of tactics.

I got to the Emmit Smith section and nearly lost my damn mind because I thought the Robert Evans section had been replaced. Damn it, don't scare me like that.

I agree but hate myself for it. Vernors, moxie, and really probably every other ginger ale is better than airplane ginger ale, but I always look forward to it and feel superior to the dipshit next to me who ordered tomato juice.

Am I the only person (answer: no) who feels no shame about any kind of legal porn? Come on. There's nothing wrong with self-gratification, and porn and relationships are completely compartmentalized in my mind. Perhaps I'm a porn super hero. Drew, quit feeling guilty about something that hurts no one and brings a lot…

+3/5

I'm not sure if he's wrong about any of this!

I feel the need to point out that Ronaldo's reaction, even hugging the guy back, was fantastic. Sometimes we all need a hug, and it's worth spending a night in jail and a lifetime ban from a stadium to get it.

"Will it affect how the team is covered?"

"That is OUR word."

Monsanto/GMO haters are ignorant and anti-science. Do. Some. Research. Actual research, not just looking for someone else on the internet who agrees with you. If you'd rather someone else did the research for you, start here.

As a Pacers fan, he's still a "hated heel". He put my team in basketball purgatory for years, and can get fucked. I know he's a better person now, and the human in me actually doesn't hate him, but the basketball fan part of me is not ready to forgive and forget yet.

Sure, so do I (enjoy deadspin's take). It was purely informative to me—something I was specifically kind of waiting for (Pacers fan). But not everyone is at the same enthusiast level, understandably. The cap is almost exactly what it was rumored to be weeks/months earlier, and while a surprise would have been exciting…

I demand to be told what to think about stuff, damn it.

Can Dusty PLEASE DIE already and stop murdering my team?

This is a rather Rovellian discussion. The Spurs are a powerhouse, and NBA fans are aware.

Be less offended by stuff—life is way awesomer that way.

So it's offensive to self-label as not gay? The hand-wringing over the "no homo" thing is insufferably sanctimonious. It doesn't represent anything. As many have said, like, say, Bob Kravitz and the guys at 8points9seconds, Hibbert is no homophobe, so continuing to hand-wring because his speech isn't 100% politically…

Um, who cares?